balloon aerialist from cobalt123 @ flickr

Princess

Internets, in case you haven’t seen it, I’d like to point you to this fabulous Something Awful forums thread, Ask Me About Being a Birthday Princess.

AMAZING.

ME: [quoting the author] “Balloon toss games are popular. Don’t nobody not like balloons.” TRUTH.
BFF ROBYN: [Mutual friend] hates them!
ME: Wut. Are we sure she isn’t a sexy robot?
BFF ROBYN: I find them kind of gross a lot of the time
ME: Are YOU a sexy robot?

So, the following needs a warning for all sexy rebots: here is a picture of some balloons.

balloon aerialist from cobalt123 @ flickr