I am waiting for my first ever bread to bake (please be delicious, bread, I have plans for you that involve a lot of honey) and I am quite cheerful about that.
Also I am cheerful from killing the first person in Mysterious New Novel today. Well, second, but the protagonist got better.
ALSO I am cheerful because I was watching Adam Hills in Gordon St Tonight, which featured the awesome Hannah Gadsby, on whom I have an inappropriate crush, and the voice of Josh Thomas, on whom likewise.
This prompted some thought.
Karen’s Inappropriate Crushes On Australian Comedy/Analysis TV People:
Reasons for Inappropriate Crush:
– Tall, gangly, chatty.
– Hilarious.
– Adorable, unplaceable accent.
Why Crush is Inappropriate:
– Has boyfriend.
– He’s not into girls.
Reasons for Inappropriate Crush:
– Short, curvy, laconic.
– Hilarious.
– Hella sharp dresser.
Why Crush is Inappropriate:
– I’m not into girls.
Reasons for Inappropriate Crush:
– Tall, gangly, chatty, brunet.
– Regularly skewers immorality of certain ads during panel discussion.
– Adorable accent.
– Co-created Earth Hour. Co-created Earth Hour.
Why Crush is Inappropriate:
– Married.
– With kids.
– Two of them.
Prior commitments and non-compatible sexual identities, why must you get in the way of certain true love?
Oh well. Bread will always love me!
